Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it.... A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U'VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR A Teacher lecturing on population: 'In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. ' A Sardar stands up- 'We must find & stop her!. ' A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?' Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... To avoid side effects!!! A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls.. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, 'For Best Results put on Two Coats' A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ' The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258' Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College??? A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!! Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.........