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Monday, January 30, 2006

Think.....

What will a guy sing after
getting marriage proposal
from a rich girl'
 
 
think
 
 
think
 
 
 
 
think
 
 
 
think
 
 
 
 
 
"agar tum miljao" KAMANA" choodd denge hum.
 
OK
 
 
NEXT
 
Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding ? . ? . ?
 
 
 
 
Guess......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Guess.....
 
 
 
it is jus a formality, like
two boxers shaking hands
b4 the fight begins ! . ! . !
 
 
One More....
 
 
 
 
 
What did the kangaroo
say when he found his
baby missin???
 
 
?
 
 
?
 
 
 
?
 
 
 
?
 
 
?
 
Saala kisne mera pocket
maara!!!
:: NITIN ::
 

ÐÖN'T QÜÏT

ÐÖN'T QÜÏT

Don't quit when the tide is lowest
For it's just about to turn.
Don't quit your doubts and questions,
For there's something you may learn.

Don't quit when the night is darkest.
For it's just a while until dawn.
Don't quit when you've run the farthest,
For the race is almost won.

Don't quit when the hill is steepest.
For your goal is almost nigh.
Don't quit, for you're not a failure
Until you fail to try.

:: NITIN ::

"A man does not lose when he is defeated but he loses when he quits".

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Finance Secretary- JOKE

A little boy wanted US $ 50/- very badly and prayed for weeks, But nothing happened.
 
Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the US $ 50/- When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward it to the Finance Secretary as a joke.
 
The Finance Secretary was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy US $ 20/- The Finance Secretary thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.
 
The little boy was delighted with US $ 20, and decided to write a thanks note to God, which read:
 
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Secretary's department, and those donkeys deducted US $ 30 in taxes.

2006 - year with a difference

Do you know the specialty of this year?
It starts with Sunday and ends with Sunday.

No public holidays on Sundays.

This year has got maximum number of Sundays and Saturdays.

So enjoy the least working year in your life!

2006
- A year with a difference!

INTERESTING THOUGHTS

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. - Paul Getty


The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde


In the short run, the market is a voting machine. In the long run, it's a weighing machine. - Warren Buffett


The best time to invest is when you have money. This is because history suggests it is not timing which matters, it is time. - John Templeton

There is no such thing as a paper loss. A paper loss is a very real loss. - Jim Rogers


An economist is someone who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Lawrence J. Peter

If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks


A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard Nixon


If you warn 100 men of possible forthcoming bad news, 80 will immediately dislike you. And if you are so unfortunate to be right, the other 20 will as well. - Anthony Gaubis

The only thing men learn from history is that men learn nothing from history. - Hegel


Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon. - Peter Lynch


You can never go broke by taking a profit. - Meyer Rothschild

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

*AB K SAAL KUCH AISA KARNA*

*AB K SAAL KUCH AISA KARNA*

Ab k saal kuch aisa karna
Apney pichley bara maah k
Dukh sukh ka andaza karna
Bisri yaadein taza karna
Saada sa ik kagaz ley kar
Bhooley bisrey pal likh lena
Phir iss beetey ik ik pal ka
Apney guzrey ik ik kal ka
Ik Ik mour ka ihata karna
Sarey dost akhatta karna
Saree subhein hazir rakhna
Saree shamein paas bulana
Aur alawa in k dekhoo
sarey mausam dheyaan mein rakhna
Ik ik yaad gumaan mein rakhna
Phir mohtaat qiyaas lagana
Gar to khushiyaan barh jati hain
Tu phir tum ko meri taraf se yeh saal mubarak
Aur agar gham barh jaye to
Mutt bekaar takaluf karna
Dekho phir tum aisa karna
Meri khushiyaan tum ley lena
Mujh ko apney ghum dey dena
Ab k saal kuch! aisa karna* *

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Unconditional Love

Unconditional Love

 

A treasure to be cherished,
A gift from God above;
Is the beauty of a friendship,
Touched by unconditional love.
A love that asks no questions,
Believes in all the best;
Never doubting, ever trusting,
Withstanding any test.
A love that weathers any storm,
And yet that love still stands;
Through the very darkest hour,
It still reaches out a hand.
There in that hand the sweetest gift,
That you can give a friend;
A heart that cares, a love that shares,
That will be there till the end.
A treasure to be cherished,
A gift from God above;
Is what I share with you my friend,
An unconditional love.

I Miss You!!!

  • LOVE
      I miss you each day in my life
    I miss you each time you leave
    I miss you each time you say goodbye
      I miss everything about you
    I miss your smile and your laughter
    I miss your tender touch of humor
      I miss your gentleness and kindness
    I miss you when you leave my sight
    I miss you all the time
           
    I miss you when you're so far away
    I miss you with all my heart
         

    I miss you in my thoughts
    I miss you at my side
         
    I miss looking at your eyes
      I miss your kisses and your touch
    I miss you so much
    I miss you every moment
      I miss you everyday
    I miss you soooo much!
  • Friday, January 06, 2006

    Lessons in Logic

    Lessons in Logic
     
    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.
     

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    I was born intelligent -
    education ruined me.
     
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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect......
    so why practice?
     
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    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?
     
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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.
     
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    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
     
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    Money is not everything.
    There's Mastercard & Visa.
     
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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.
     
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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
     
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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in
    life.
     
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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.
     
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    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.
     
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    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today.

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    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep
     
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    There should be a better way to start a day
    Than waking up every morning
     
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    "Hard work never killed anybody"
    But why take the risk
     
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    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours
     
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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.

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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.
     
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    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........

    Monday, January 02, 2006

    Aaya naya saal

    Khushiyaan beshumaar lekey aaye naya saal,
    Apnon ka khoob pyaar lekey aaye naya saal

    Zameen se aasman tak muhabbat ki goonj ho,
    Mehboob kaa deedar bhi karwaye naya saal.

    Khauf ujardney ka kisi jee ko naa rahey,
    Aisi sukh ki ek bahar bankey chaye naya saal.

    Aaye kisiki aankh me aansoon na ya Khuda!
    Umeed ki phuhaar yoon barsaye naya saal.

    Aman-o-chain ki sirf baarish ho har jagah,
    Koii zakhm na talwar lekey aaye naya saal.

    Beetey baras ki talkhiyaan bhool jaayein sab,
    Kaash! Khwab ki pukaar sun jaaye naya saal.