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B eloware four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!!(scroll down) First Question: Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don'ttake as much time as you took for th! e first question, OK ? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     Answer:If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you?     Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000and add 40to it. Now ! add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for answer..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you get5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... .....Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you AnswerNunu? NO!Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary.Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: Amute person goes into a shop and wa! nts to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very s! imple.... Like you!     PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

 

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North indian Girl Vs South Indian Girl

North indian Girl Vs South Indian Girl
 
******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as
WIFE***********
 
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has
more boyfriends than her age. 
 
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood
heroine and after marriage you have to go around her
twice to completely hug her.
 
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to
you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times
you had to take her out to movies,  theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry. 
 
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer
butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo
matar, aloo paneer, that after eating  all those
paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with
chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder. 
 
5. The only growth that you see later in your career
is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
 
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she
is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is
because of the mehandhi that she  applies to cover her
grey hair. 
 
7. When you come home from office she is very busy
watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you
either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
 
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her. 
 
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and
covers the whole of south india until she met you.
 
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means
she is going to " walk out"
 
11. She has greater number of relatives than the
number of people you have in your home town.
 
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows
are "Thank you" and "How are you"
 
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael
Jackson. 
 
 
******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as
WIFE***********
 
1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't
study in IIT or Madras / Anna University .
 
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with "
... I say..." 
 
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
 
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The
Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her
on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her
hair.) 
 
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
 
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
 
7. Her first name is longer than your first name,
middle name and surname combined (unless you are from
Andhra) 
 
8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never
sure whether it is for the dog or for herself.
 
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on
her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat
without looking too uncomfortable while you are
melting in your singlet. 
 
10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.
 
11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari
Srikkanth.
 
12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried
North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the
slang for 'conversation') 
 
13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every
movie.
 
14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song
you hear is based  on.
 
15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has
already got plenty of  it .. 
 
16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the
championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
 
17. She is more educated than you.
 
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you..
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