Your Heart is your Love, Your love is your Family , Your family is your Future , Your future is your Destiny , Your destiny is your Ambition, Your ambition is your Aspiration , Your aspiration is your Motivation , Your motivation is your Belief , Your belief is your Peace , Your peace is your Target , Your target is Heaven, Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS It's ' World Best Friends Week' send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back. If you get more than 3 you are really a lovable person..I am waiting

A Wife Is A Wife....

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Just Friends VS. Best Friends A Just Friend says..hi,..hello, ..bye,... and walks away... A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ?? A Just Friend has never seen you cry. A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument. A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight. A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed. A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call. A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history. A Best friend wonders of your love story..... A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help. A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help. A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule, A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules... . A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work, A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice..... A Just Friend doesnt have anything to talk to you on phone, A Best friend doesnt know...what all to finish...

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it.... A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U'VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR A Teacher lecturing on population: 'In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. ' A Sardar stands up- 'We must find & stop her!. ' A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?' Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... To avoid side effects!!! A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls.. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, 'For Best Results put on Two Coats' A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ' The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258' Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College??? A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!! Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.........