Top excuses if found asleep at your Desk...

Top excuses if found asleep at your Desk...

 

"Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"

 

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

 

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"

 

"Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."

 

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

 

"Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands."

 

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

 

"I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

 

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

 

"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

 

"Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"

 

"I was working smarter-not harder."

 

"Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

 

"I'm in the management training program."

 

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

 

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

 

"It's okay... I'm still billing the client."

 

And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk:
"...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss,
Amen!"