Jokes

Green,Pink,Yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview.

They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow.

The english man goes in and says the grass is green,

the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!

 

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed

out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired

over their long years of marriage.

"The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece

we've got just to see how much it's all worth."

"Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly

know the day before you were going to die, you'll never

be able to sell!"

"And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled.

"If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

 

BILLO & TILLO

Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ...... write an essay on "MY FATHER? in just 30-45 words .So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous ...what to do!!! Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father..... So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.