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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

FW: This one is good.........


A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about  this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal
at only  $20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a
result
its language is a touch fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". In Saying this, she
buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
woman. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam"

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to
laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un-f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
They were still all laughing when the woman's husband Dave comes home.

"In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the
same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave?"

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