Women r clever---lolz

 

There was this man who had worked all of his life
and had saved
> all
> > > > > > of his money and he was a real miser when
it came to his
> money.
> He
> > > loved
> > > > > >
> > > > > > money more than just about anything, and
just before he
> > > > > > died,he said to his wife.......,"Now
listen. When I die, I
> want
> you
> >to
> > > > > > take
> > > > > > all my money and put it in the casket with
me. Because I
> wanna
> take
> >my
> > > > > > money to the afterlife with me."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And so he got his wife to promise him with
all of her heart
> and
> to
> > > > > > swear on a stack of Bibles that when he
died, she would put
> all
> of
> >the
> > > > > > money
> > > > > >
> > > > > > in the casket with him.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well on day he died. He was stretched out
in the casket, his
> wife
> > > > > > was sitting there in black, and her friend
was sitting next
> to
> her.
> > > > > > When they finished the ceremony, just
before the undertakers
> got
> >ready
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > Close the casket, the wife said, "Just
Wait just a Minute!'
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She had a box with her, she came over with
the box and put
> it
> in
> the
> > > > > > casket. Then the undertakers then locked
the casket down,
> and
> they
> > > > > > rolled it away.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So her friend said, "Girl, I know you
weren't fool enough to
> put
> all
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > money in there with that man. "
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I
can't lie. I promised
> him
> that
> > > > > > I would put all his money in the casket
with him."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "You mean to tell me you put that money in
the casket with
> that
> > > > > > man?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I sure did," said the wife........"I
wrote him a cheque. "
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hmh I not Stupid You Know!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > MORALE OF THE STORY - WOMEN ARE CLEVER
THAN MEN!