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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Do you know english?????



> > > >There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in > > >London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed > > >somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. > > > > > >One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't > > >know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to > > >show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with > > >pork legs. > > > > > >
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how > > >to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. > > >The lady got what she wanted. > > > > > >
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
She brought her > > >husband to the store.......... so what did she do? > > >??
> > >?? > > >?? > > >?? > > >?? > > >??
> > >?? > > >?? > > >?? > > >?? > > >??
> > >?? > > >?? > > >
What are you thinking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
HellOOOooooooOOOooo,
 her husband speaks English!! > > > > > >--------------------------------- > 

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