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>    >WIFE VS. HUSBAND                                                        
>    >A couple drove down a country road for several                          
>    >miles,not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led                  
>    >to an                                                                   
>    >argument and neither of them wanted to concede their                    
>    >position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,                    
>    >and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives                   
>    >of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."                          
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>    >WORDS                                                                   
>    >A husband read an article to his wife about how many                    
>    >words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.                      
>    >The wife replied, "! The reason has to be because we                    
>    >have to repeat everything to men...                                     
>    >The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"                  
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>    >CREATION                                                                
>    >A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you                   
>    >can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same                       
>    >time.                                                                   
>    >" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made                    
>    >me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;                           
>    >God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!                      
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>    >WHO DOES WHAT                                                           
>    >A man and his wife were having an argument about who                    
>    >should brew the coffee each morning.                                    
>    >The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up                    
>    >first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get                    
>    >our coffee."                                                            
>    >The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking                        
>    >around here and you should do it, because that is your                  
>    >job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife                           
>    >replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it                         
>    >is in the Bible that th! e man should do the coffee."                   
>    >Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."                       
>    >So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament                  
>    >and showed him at the top of several pages,                             
>    >that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"                                 
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>    >The Silent Treatment                                                    
>    >A man and his wife were having some problems at home                    
>    >and were giving each other the silent treatment.                        
>    >Suddenly, the man realized that the                                     
>    >next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00                    
>    >AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting                    
>    >to be the first to break the                                            
>    >silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,                       
>    >"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew                   
>    >she would find                                                          
>    >it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to                          
>    >discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.                   
>    >Furious, he was about to go and see why his                             
>    >wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of                     
>    >paper by the bed.! The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.                      
>    >Wake up."                                                               
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>    >Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.                       
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>    >God may have created man before woman, but there is                     
>    >always a rough draft before the masterpiece.                            
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>    >SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN                    
>    >YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!                                                
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