tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187568682024-03-19T10:18:52.776+05:30NETBOOKनेटबुक - मेरा ब्लॉगNitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-90296548791242727892011-12-31T18:13:00.000+05:302020-07-19T20:41:23.538+05:30Happy New Year<font color="#000099"><font><font face=""> <p style="text-align: center;"><span><font><font color="#000099" face=""><span style="color: grey;"><font color="#ff0000" face="Georgia" size="4"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw8_Erq1J0-yDcvC9R6RTMsFZ4P13HsDAe5lxbV__ic5PKZBgziaZ8NTjtfbp0TPiO_NqalcIWnBHfxqhUp5ep8QibQM4mYQhvzwQsmG6UEebv7Bq4rKjxtx_34rNJ6Y6rXdhy/s1600/Happy-New-Year-2012-Cards-For-Business-1%255B1%255D-764757.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5692272482470508850" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw8_Erq1J0-yDcvC9R6RTMsFZ4P13HsDAe5lxbV__ic5PKZBgziaZ8NTjtfbp0TPiO_NqalcIWnBHfxqhUp5ep8QibQM4mYQhvzwQsmG6UEebv7Bq4rKjxtx_34rNJ6Y6rXdhy/s320/Happy-New-Year-2012-Cards-For-Business-1%255B1%255D-764757.jpg" /></a></font></span></font></font></span></p> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> <div style="text-align: left;"><span><font><font color="#000099" face=""><span style="color: grey;"><font color="#ff0000" face="Georgia" size="4">H ours of happy times with friends and family </font><font style="color: red; font-family: georgia;"></font></span></font></font></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"></div></blockquote></font><font size="4" style="color: red; font-family: georgia;">A bundant time for relaxation </font><font style="color: red; font-family: georgia;"></font></font><font style="color: red; font-family: georgia;"> <div style="text-align: left;"></div></font><font size="4" style="color: red; font-family: georgia;">P rosperity </font><font style="color: red; font-family: georgia;"></font></font><font style="color: red; font-family: georgia;"> <div style="text-align: left;"></div></font><font size="4" style="color: red; font-family: georgia;">P lenty of love when you need it the most </font><font style="color: red; font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="color: red; font-family: georgia;"> <div style="text-align: left;"></div></font><font size="4" style="color: red; font-family: georgia;">Y outhful excitement at life's simple pleasures </font><font style="font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="font-family: georgia;"> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px; text-align: left;"> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> <div style="color: red;"> </div> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> <div></div></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></font><font color="#000084" size="4" style="color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia;">N ights of restful slumber (you know - don't' worry be happy) </font><font style="color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia;"> <div></div></font><font color="#000084" size="4" style="color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia;">E verything you need</font><font size="4"><font style="color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia;"> </font></font><font size="4"><font style="color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia;"> <div></div></font><font color="#000084" style="color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia;">W ishing you love and light </font></font><font style="font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="font-family: georgia;"> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> <div style="color: #ff9900; text-align: left;"> </div> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> <div style="color: #cc6600; text-align: left;"></div></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></font><font color="#000084" size="4" style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;">Y ears and years of good health </font><font style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;"> <div style="text-align: left;"></div></font><font color="#000084" size="4" style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;">E njoyment and mirth</font><font style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;"> <div style="text-align: left;"></div></font><font color="#000084" size="4" style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;">A ngels to watch over you </font><font style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;"> <div style="text-align: left;"></div></font><font color="#000084" size="4" style="color: #cc6600; font-family: georgia;">R emembrances of happy years! </font><font style="font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="font-family: georgia;"> <div style="color: #ffcc66; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"></div></font><font color="#000084" style="font-family: georgia;"><font color="#ff0000" size="4"><strong>Wish you a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year!!! </strong></font></font><font style="font-family: georgia;"></font><font style="font-family: georgia;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"></div></font><font color="#000084" style="font-family: georgia;"><font color="#ff0000"><font color="#000084" size="4"><strong>May God Fulfill Ur All Dreams In Coming Year . . .</strong></font></font></font><font size="4" style="font-family: georgia;"> </font><font size="4" style="font-family: georgia;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"></div></font><strong><font color="#000084"><font color="#ff0000"><font color="#000084"><font size="4"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Enjoy It!</span></font></font></font></font></strong> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><font color="#000084"><font color="#ff0000"><font color="#000084"><font size="4"><span style="font-family: georgia;"></span></font></font></font></font></strong> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAR8oSN-ZX2urucJ5_OeUr9aaRRBCCqjmvuEvw8TJ9s7W0Jhbw3Lj8mBLH2q5LKfTMuY9y7k4GCRcNIaqJxBIHu9FMnYkR4d9QzxswcKbSKeAyep2BFGubPGxep9jEmHsEQI3r/s1600/2012%255B1%255D-765664.png"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5692272480866626002" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAR8oSN-ZX2urucJ5_OeUr9aaRRBCCqjmvuEvw8TJ9s7W0Jhbw3Lj8mBLH2q5LKfTMuY9y7k4GCRcNIaqJxBIHu9FMnYkR4d9QzxswcKbSKeAyep2BFGubPGxep9jEmHsEQI3r/s320/2012%255B1%255D-765664.png" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <table border="0" style="text-align: left;"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"><span><span style="color: grey;"><font color="#000099" face=""></font></span></span> </div></td></tr></tbody></table></div> Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-8803707578094803272010-10-03T20:42:00.012+05:302010-10-03T21:01:37.635+05:30Every Problem have a solution<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=12b70be11042df30&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=8872ce2c4e5fc203_0.2&zw">
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</span><span style="font-size:100%;">Many years ago in a small Indian village,</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">A farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The Moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter. So he proposed a bargain.</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses The above logical answers.
</span><span style="font-size:100%;">What would you recommend to the Girl to do</span><span style="font-size:100%;">?</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
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</span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:blue;" >The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:blue;" >"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:blue;" >Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
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</span></div><div> </div><div class="gmail_quote"><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=12b70be11042df30&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=8872ce2c4e5fc203_0.2&zw"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 599px; height: 360px;" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=12b70be11042df30&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=8872ce2c4e5fc203_0.2&zw" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-size:100%;color:blue;" >Most complex problems do have a solution. </span>
<span style=";font-size:100%;color:blue;" >It is only that we don't Attempt to think</span>
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</em><sub>A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:</sub></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><sub></sub><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:7;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 27px;">
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Woman: I lost my husband</sub></span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#990099;"><sub>
Inspector: What is his height</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#333399;"><sub>
Woman: I never noticed</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#990099;"><sub>
Inspector: Slim or healthy</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#333399;"><sub>
Woman Not slim can be healthy</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#990099;"><sub>
Inspector: Color of eyes</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#333399;"><sub>
Woman: Never noticed</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#990099;"><sub>
Inspector: Color of hair</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#333399;"><sub>
Woman: Should be black</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#990099;"><sub>
Inspector: What was he wearing</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#333399;"><sub>
Woman: I don't remember exactly</sub> </span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#990099;"><sub>
Inspector: Was somebody with him ????????? </sub></span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#333399;"><sub>
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.</sub></span></div> <div align="center"><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;color:#333399;"><sub><i>The woman started crying</i></sub><i></i></span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:6;color:#990099;"><sub>
Inspector:</sub></span><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:6;color:red;"><sub> Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!</sub></span></div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-82146237884996510332010-02-27T14:34:00.002+05:302010-02-27T14:44:27.789+05:30<div><strong>Hi,</strong></div>
<div><span style="color:#6600cc;">Wish you a very</span> <span style="color:#993300;">Happy <span style="color:#009900;">&</span> </span><span style="color:#993300;">Colorful Holi.</span> </div>
<div><span style="color:#333399;">May colors of Holi bring all happiness in your life.</span></div>
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<div><span style="color:#6600cc;">Regards </span></div>
<div><span style="color:#6600cc;">Nitin Sharma
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<blockquote></blockquote><strong>नमस्कार</strong></span><strong>,</strong></div>
<div><span style="color:#ff9900;"><span class="">आपको</span> और आपके परिवार</span> <span style="color:#006600;">को</span> <span style="color:#cc9933;">होली की बहुत बहुत</span><span style="color:#ff6600;"> शुभकामनाएँ। </span></div>
<div><span style="color:#000099;">ईश्वर करें कि होली के रंग आपके जीवन में खुशियां और बहार भर दें।</span></div>
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</div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-21486801867132151402010-02-15T16:46:00.004+05:302010-02-15T17:06:54.130+05:30I have a drinking problem...<a href="http://picasaweb.google.co.in/lh/photo/MpMZcgQXaJoONuabZGncIw?authkey=Gv1sRgCJuCkoyTqO_vFQ&feat=embedwebsite"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSdMHYhA6GycG9Q1nZGigXtzgk7uYQMdCeasjYc8dfvJlaqEAqY4L_jQNGsQoG3bQOojRxk2SIDTY29Kod5cxr85XhXNycBRV_K-WhF8kNRPN3y0dyhNKySvNCfrxBx4aZ-Tsr/s800/ATT9732359.jpg" /></a>
<div class="gmail_quote"> <div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="EN-US" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><div><div><div><table style="WIDTH: 100%" border="0" cellspacing="3" cellpadding="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" valign="top" width="100%"><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-family:'Cambria','serif';font-size:13;color:maroon;">DON'T ASSUME TOO MUCH...
This could happen at work, home or anywhere else where people jump into conclusions and not listen!. Good COMMUNICATION is the best solution for many of problems that we might face in our life!</span></b><span style="font-family:'Cambria','serif';font-size:13;color:maroon;"> </span></p></td></tr></tbody></table><p></p></div></div></div></div>
</div></div></div></div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-87118245085390470312009-11-27T16:23:00.002+05:302009-11-27T16:24:10.389+05:30Who is clever?<p> </p><p>
<strong>Who is clever? Teacher or student?</strong></p><p>One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.</p><p>In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.</p><p>So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.</p><p>On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.</p><p>They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.</p><p>The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.</p><p>Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......... (2 MARKS)</p><p>Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....(98 MARKS)
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d) Back Right.....!! !</p><p>True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96</p>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-50418244940989564242009-11-24T17:25:00.004+05:302009-11-27T16:15:04.696+05:30A PRAYER FOR U.......................<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-1Y_RkuHb9Y/Sw-rfJ-hsPI/AAAAAAAADmE/yYQGQXsCqbQ/s1600/ATT00004.gif"></a>
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<div><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:13;">May your <b><span style="color:red;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;color:red;" >EXPENSES</span></span></b> </span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:13;">never catch up with<span style="color:navy;"><span style="color:navy;"> </span></span>your</span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:13;"><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color:navy;"></span></span><b><span style="color:green;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;color:green;" >POCKET </span></span></b></span></span></div>
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</div></span></div></div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-425442476564453832009-07-27T19:15:00.003+05:302009-07-27T19:25:30.012+05:30<span style="color:#993300;"></span><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="color:#993300;"><strong>We have 3 stupid stages of life………..</strong></span>
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<span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><strong>Teen age:</strong> </span>
<span style="font-family:lucida grande;">Have Time + Energy …but No Money</span>
<div><a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=122bb4a2c633f475&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.1&zw"><img style="WIDTH: 311px; HEIGHT: 272px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=122bb4a2c633f475&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.1&zw" /></a></div><div></div><div></div><div><strong>Working Age:</strong> </div><div>Have Money + Energy …but No Time </div><div></div><div><a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=122bb4a2c633f475&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.2&zw"><img style="WIDTH: 281px; HEIGHT: 346px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=122bb4a2c633f475&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.2&zw" /></a></div><div></div><div></div><div><strong>Old age: </strong></div><div>Have Time + Money …but no Energy
<a href="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=122bb4a2c633f475&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.3&zw"><img style="WIDTH: 323px; HEIGHT: 328px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=122bb4a2c633f475&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=0.1.3&zw" /></a> </div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-49335343408786739402009-04-02T16:41:00.002+05:302009-04-02T16:43:19.503+05:30<div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><span class="gmail_quote">
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<div class="gmail_quote"><div style="font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;"><div style="font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;"><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:13;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">............................................</span></span> <div><table style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" width="72%" border="1"><tbody><tr><td style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><a title="E N J O Y T H E M A S T I. C O M" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.funfunky.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:36;color:red;" >N</span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;" >ever Argue with a Woman </span><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none"><img height="21" alt="Visit Us @ funfunky.com" src="cid:1.3917275967@web8908.mail.in.yahoo.com" width="7" border="0" /></span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,128,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >
One morning the husband returns after several hours </span></a></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,128,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >of fishing and decides to take a nap. </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,128,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >Although not familiar with the lake, </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,128,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >the </span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:fuchsia;">wife </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,128,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >decides to take the boat out. </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,128,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >She motors out a short distance, </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,128,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >anchors, and reads her book. </span><span style="color:blue;">
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >He pulls up alongside the woman and says, </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,128);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >
'Reading a book,' she replies, </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >( </span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(129,0,255); FONT-STYLE: italicfont-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >thinking </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-STYLE: italicfont-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >, </span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:fuchsia;">'Isn't that obvious </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-STYLE: italicfont-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >? </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >') </span>
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'You're in a </span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:red;">Restricted </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >Fishing Area,' he informs her. </span>
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'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">not </span>fishing. I'm reading' </span>
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'Yes, but you have all the equipment. </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >For all I know you could start at any moment. </span> </div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,161);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >I'll have to take you in and write you up.' </span>
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'For reading a book,' she replies </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(129,0,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >, <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' </span></span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(129,0,255)font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >he informs her again, </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,128);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,128)font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >I'm reading'</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,128);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" > </span>
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</span><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none"></span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(129,0,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(129,0,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >For all I know you could start at any moment. </span> </div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(129,0,255);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >I'll have to take you in and write you up.' </span>
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</span><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none"></span><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,128);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >
'If you do that, </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,128);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >I'll have to charge you with <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">sexual assault </span>,' </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,128);font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >says the woman. </span>
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'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.</span> </div><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:#000080;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;color:#000080;"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"></span></span></span></span><span style="color:blue;">
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'That's true, but you have all the quipment. </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,128)font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;" >For all I know you could start at any moment.' </span>
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. </span> </div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="font-size:12;color:blue;">
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</span><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none"></span> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:24;color:red;" >MORAL </span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:24;color:red;">: </span></div><div style="font-family:times new roman,new york,times,serif;font-size:14pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:24;color:red;">Never argue with a woman who reads. </span></div><div size="14pt" face="times new roman,new york,times,serif"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:24;color:red;">It's likely she can also think. </span>
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<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>KEEP SMILING...:)</em>
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</div></div></div></div></div></div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-82517113185562876472009-02-27T22:39:00.001+05:302009-02-27T22:39:48.358+05:30<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><span style="font-size: 24pt; ">Dear friends,</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; "> </span></span>
</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; "> </span>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; "><span style="font-size: 24pt; ">All of us must have studied Geometry & theorems during our school days. Let us study an interesting theorem, some equations and some derived results of life!!!!!!!!!! So get ready........</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; "> </span></span>
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</div><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); "><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; "><b><span style="font-size: 36pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47); ">Amazing theorem</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; "> </span></span>
</div></span></b><b><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: navy; ">Equation 1</span></b><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: navy; "> </span></span>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Donkey = eat + sleep
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Therefore,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Therefore,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In other words,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
</div><div style="text-align: center;">============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b>Equation 2</b> </span>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Men = eat + sleep + earn money
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Donkeys = eat + sleep
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Therefore,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Men = Donkeys + earn money
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Therefore,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Men - earn money = Donkeys
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In other words,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
</div><div style="text-align: center;">============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b>Equation 3</b> </span>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Women = eat + sleep + spend
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Donkeys = eat + sleep
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Therefore,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Women = Donkeys + spend
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Therefore,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Women - spend = Donkeys
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In other words,
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Women that don't spend = Donkeys
</div><div style="text-align: center;">============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b>To Conclude:</b> </span>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">From Equation 2 and Equation 3
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
</div><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;">So, we have?
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
</div></span><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: red; "><div style="text-align: center;">
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; "><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: red; ">Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!</span> </span>
</div></span></span>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-64079264532625401542009-02-27T22:28:00.001+05:302009-02-27T22:28:53.839+05:30<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: RomanC; font-size: 13px; "><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:180%;">Dear friend, </span></b></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:130%;">
</span><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">just check whether u r in LOVE wid sum one or not . Pls read it carefully </span></b></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">n in the End the mail, </span></b></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">if someone appears in ur subconscious then ............... </span></b></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">than what dear U r in LOVE with that spl Some one.
Try this, it very TRUE.
Dont ignore it
So, here u gooooooooooooooo.......
(Also let me know who is that spl some one for U.)</span></b></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friends-kingdom/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;"><img alt="Click Here To Join" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11f50c5da6072b92&attid=0.4&disp=emb&realattid=0.1&zw" width="400" height="551" /></span></b></a></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">
When you are together with that special someone, </span></b></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, </span></b></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">you might look around </span></b></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">
to find them.</span></b></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">
At that moment, you are in love.</span></b></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friends-kingdom/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;"><img alt="Click Here To Join" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11f50c5da6072b92&attid=0.6&disp=emb&realattid=0.2&zw" width="400" height="562" /></span></b></a></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love. </span></b></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friends-kingdom/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;"><img alt="Click Here To Join" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11f50c5da6072b92&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=0.3&zw" width="400" height="371" /></span></b></a></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back,
to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love. </span></b></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">
</span></b></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friends-kingdom/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;"><img alt="Click Here To Join" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11f50c5da6072b92&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=0.4&zw" width="400" height="617" /></span></b></a></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love. </span></b></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friends-kingdom/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;"><img alt="Click Here To Join" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11f50c5da6072b92&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=0.5&zw" width="400" height="553" /></span></b></a></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">
When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love. </span></b></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friends-kingdom/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;"><img alt="Click Here To Join" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11f50c5da6072b92&attid=0.7&disp=emb&realattid=0.6&zw" width="400" height="499" /></span></b></a></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">
When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love. </span></b></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/friends-kingdom/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;"><img alt="Click Here To Join" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11f50c5da6072b92&attid=0.5&disp=emb&realattid=0.7&zw" width="400" height="338" /></span></b></a></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;">You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but
you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that
moment, you are in love.
While you are reading this mail, if someone
appears in your mind,
then u are in love with that person...;)) </span></b></p></span>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-86322984193669562692009-02-27T22:23:00.000+05:302009-02-27T22:24:07.510+05:30<div>
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><div><div style="width: 655px; "><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 25px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: left; width: 470px; "><div><div><div align="center"><div align="left"><div align="center"><div align="center"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;color:#000080;">7 Reasons the world will end in 2012</span></b> </p></td></tr></tbody></table></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"> </span></p></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...</span></p></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p></div><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">1. Mayan Calendar</span></b></p></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p></div><p align="center"><img src="http://faculty.umf.maine.edu/~walters/web%20230/aztec%20calendar.jpg" width="434" height="434" /></p></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">The first mob to predict December 12, 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things: Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and
Sacrificing Virgins.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">
Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">2. Sun Storms</span></b></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><img src="http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/gallery/images/large/suncombo1_prev.jpg" width="321" height="285" /></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in <b>2012</b></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">3. The Atom Smasher</span></b></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNjsO1bi2qCgX1_mK1TPC1ywD99TLXwzofgqSFXfMZ3ByBX3HXtSaJiouWWyLNVDd7qOrDKUnKvM5ARxbDMxO_ro-dQaz541SP4EiJOOgZiFxxq5TTzJn1X8LtwkorJmZzVdI7/s1600-r/untitled.bmp" width="302" height="284" /></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">4. The Bible says...</span></b></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><img src="http://www.history.com/minisites/bible/images/thebible-mainimage.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings..</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">5. Super Volcano</span></b></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><img src="http://s.ngm.com/2008/01/volcano-culture/img/volcano_feature.jpg" width="391" height="267" /></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">6. The Physicists</span> </b><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:130%;color:#000080;">
</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> <img src="http://www.originalprop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/ulevitate.jpg" width="250" height="307" /></span></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!</span></b></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"> </span></p><p align="center"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiboCbYKs8gaOO3jlPyUzSFvYHGMbL2WHUe1kXy3_h5JPfl7BJanKKYrhtbKsFUstr4mUyIm5KIBq_gfIBoVkDl1U71L2WZ_6uXHpZ2VoB8hNwfKG7hC0-a9KPJUyWaVX6HF8F03w/s320/earth-magfield.jpg" width="320" height="240" /></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:#000080;">We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.</span></p></span></div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-83843977996906457492009-02-27T22:10:00.000+05:302009-02-27T22:11:24.190+05:30<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><div style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Bradley Hand ITC;font-size:7;"><span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="color:#800000;">GOOD MORNING.......</span></span></span></b>
</div><address align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Bradley Hand ITC;font-size:7;"><span style="color:#800000;"> </span></span></b></address><div style="text-align: center; "><address align="center"><img src="http://hotpics.in/files/0v7gb33rktb8u7vs10nv.gif" width="647" border="0" height="69" /> </address></div><div style="text-align: center; "><address align="center"><span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff00ff;"> Dream..........
...... makes all things possible
Hope..............makes all things work
Love ..............makes all things beautiful
Smile................ makes all above work possible</span></span></address></div><address align="center"> </address><div style="text-align: center; "><address align="center"><img src="http://hotpics.in/files/7o6ttd90wdk8exa8rhov.jpg" width="623" border="0" height="461" /></address></div><address> </address><div style="text-align: center; "><span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff00ff;">The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,</span></span>
<span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff00ff;">but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.</span></span>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff00ff;">Happiness always looks small </span></span>
<span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff00ff;">when you hold it in your hands</span></span>
<span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff00ff;">But when you learn to share it ,</span></span>
<span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff00ff;">you will realize </span></span>
<span style="text-decoration: none; "><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff00ff;">how big and precious it is!! </span></span>
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</span></a></address><div style="text-align: center; "><span style="text-decoration: none; "><b><span style="font-family:Bradley Hand ITC;font-size:7;color:#800000;">Have a Great Day!!!</span></b></span></div><address> </address><div style="text-align: center; "><address align="center"><img src="http://hotpics.in/files/0v7gb33rktb8u7vs10nv.gif" width="647" border="0" height="69" /></address></div></span>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-14901749332055415592009-02-16T10:40:00.000+05:302009-02-16T10:41:01.064+05:30Satyam song<br><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="EN-US" style="margin-left:48pt" vlink="blue" link="blue" bgcolor="#FFFFFD"><div><p><span style="font-size:10pt;color:navy"> </span></p> <div> <p style="background:none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black">Dear All,</span></p></div> <div> <p style="background:none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black">Enjoy this satyam song......................................! </span></p></div> <div> <p style="background:none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%"> </p></div> <div> <p style="background:none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%"> </p></div> <div> <div> <p style="background:none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%"><strong><span style="font-size:18pt;color:black;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Take tone of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and</span></strong><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:black;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br> <strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">sing</span></strong><br><strong><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">this song........ .......... .......... ......... ......... .........</span></strong><br> </span></b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:black;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><a title="blocked::http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php nOn-$toP Entertainment Only @ MumbaiHangout" href="http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration:none"><br></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black;text-decoration:none">My name is Ramalinga Raju<br> main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief)</span></a></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black">hoon</span><span style="font-size:14pt"></span></p></div> <div> <p style="background:none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black"><br>Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake)<br>satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali<br>...<br>jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye<br> jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye<br>...<br>Hyderabad police chowki, jholi(ssorry. ..kholi) number 420<br><br></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#c00000">ACCUSE</span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black"> ME PLEASE<br> <br>abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai,haan haan kholi hai<br>investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai, haan haan boli hai<br>jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi<br>Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi<br> ..<br>..<br>jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye<br>jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye<br>..<br>...Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420<br><br></span><b><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#c00000">ACCUSE</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black"> ME PLEASE</span><span style="font-size:14pt"></span></p> </div> <p style="background:none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%"><br></p></div></div></div></div></div> Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-63363783613041007912008-11-14T20:54:00.001+05:302008-11-14T20:54:35.957+05:30Romantic Messages<div class="gmail_quote"><br><div class="gmail_quote"><p align="left"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC"><font color="#000080">Dear all boys stuff for you to send it to your girl frnds. <br> </font></span></p> <p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">1.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Lives are for living I live for you<br> Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you<br>Hearts are for beating mine beats for you<br>Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?</span></font></p> <p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">2.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!</span></font></p> <p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">3.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...</span></font></p> <p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">4.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!</span></font></p> <p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">5.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.</span></font></p> <p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">6.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!</span></font></p> <p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">7.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !</span></font></p> <p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">8.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">9.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">10.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">11.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. <span>Trust</span> me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">12.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">13.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">14.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">15.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">16.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">17.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">18.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">19.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">20.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">21.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">22.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">23.True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">24.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I believe that <span>God</span> above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd love you the best!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">25.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">26.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">27.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">28.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">29.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I'd never have to live without you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">30.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>They say you only fall in love once, it can't be true. Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">31.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">32.Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">33.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">34.Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">35.You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">36.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">37.I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">38.If I can only be with you in my dreams then I'll sleep for ever.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">39.Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I'll be right back.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">40.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">41.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If I got a penny every time I thought of you I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">42.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">43.A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">44.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me?</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">45.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Tonight I ask the stars above. How I'll ever win your love. What do I do.What do I say. To turn your angel eyes my way?</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">46.The shortest word for me is "I"<br>The sweetest word for me is "love"<br>The only word for me is "you!"</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">47.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>The way you look into my eyes, It scares me<br> The way you say "I love you", It scares me<br>The way you know just what to say, It scares me<br>The ways you scare me, I love it</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">48.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I'm with you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">49.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>You tripped me, so I fell for you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">50.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I will love you until my heart stops beating.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">51.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">52.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">53.Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too much.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">54.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you.<br> In case you didn't know, I'll be loving you always and forever!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">55.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">56.Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">57.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">58.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">59.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes naturally, just like loving you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">60.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">61.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to me!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">62.Just had to let you know... you're the best! I love you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">63.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">64.I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, "Good Night."</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">65.Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">66.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Just when I thought it couldn't get better, you prove me wrong! I love you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">67.I LOVE YOU 2-DAY<br>I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW<br>PUT IT TOGETHER<br>I LOVE YOU 4-EVER</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">68.How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.<br>Love you dear.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">69.I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">70.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Without your LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">71.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">72.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">73.It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel...!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">74.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">75.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">76.Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:<br>1.2.3.4.5.6. <a href="http://7.8.9.10/" target="_blank">7.8.9.10</a>. ..<br> What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">77.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z<br> oops! i miss "U"</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">78.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>U have been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams and robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me, how do u plead?</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">79.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">80.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">81.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">82.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">83.You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">84.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">85.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">86.Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">87.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">88.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I love you even more than when I started this sentence.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">89.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I'll love you till the end! And then some more.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">90.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>A day without your love is a day without life.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">91.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">92.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">93.Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">94.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">95.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">96.I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">97.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">98.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">99.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">100.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">101.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">102.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">103.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">104.I hide my tears when I say your name,<br>but the pain in my heart is stil the same.<br>Though I smile and seem carefree,<br> there's no one who misses you more than me!!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">105.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">106.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">107.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">108.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???</span></font> </p><p align="left"><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC">109.<span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span></span></font><font color="#0099cc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Tempus Sans ITC"><span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:7pt;font-style:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-variant:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal"> </span>Being near is not the meaning of being dear,<br> I may be far from u but msgs are bridges<br>2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!</span></font> </p></div></div><br> Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-39687655450765389712008-10-20T15:36:00.001+05:302008-10-20T15:36:43.597+05:30Farmers Donkey ... worth Reading<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div><blockquote dir="ltr" style="padding-right:0px;padding-left:5px;margin-left:5px;border-left:rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid;margin-right:0px"><div><div> <div><div><table cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right:0.75pt;padding-left:0.75pt;padding-bottom:0.75pt;padding-top:0.75pt"><p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. </span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> </span> </span><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><img height="194" alt="www.FunAndFunOnly.net" src="cid:03dd01c92944$99d88a70$2300a8c0@rajiv" width="200" border="0"></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. <br> <br>A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. <br>He was astonished at what he saw.</span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">He would shake it off and take a step up. </span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> </span> </span><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><img height="194" alt="www.FunAndFunOnly.net" src="cid:03dd01c92944$99d88a70$2300a8c0@rajiv" width="200" border="0"></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">he would shake it off and take a step up.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!</span></span><span style="color:rgb(0,32,31)"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> <br></span> </span><span style="color:red"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">MORAL :</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> </span> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! <br> Shake it off and take a step up. </span></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br></span></span><span style="color: black; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><img height="250" alt="www.FunAndFunOnly.net" src="cid:03de01c92944$99d88a70$2300a8c0@rajiv" width="230" border="0"></span></span><span style="color:rgb(0,32,31)"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> </span> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Remember the five simple rules to be happy: <br><br></span></span><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.</span></span></strong><b><span style="color:rgb(0,32,31)"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> <br></span> <strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br><br></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. </span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> <br></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">4. Give more.</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br><br></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">5. Expect less from people but more from God.</span></strong></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:12pt;color:black"></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> </span> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">You have two choices...smile and close this page,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align:center" align="center"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson</span></a></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> </span></a><b><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">....... </span></a></b></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 31); "><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">I did!! </span></a></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> </span></a> </span><span style="font-size:10pt"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br> <br></span></a></span><b><span style="font-size:36pt;color:rgb(0,32,31)"><a title="Join our Group FunAndFunOnly (www.FunAndFunOnly.net) - SridhaR" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">GOD BLESS YOU....!</span></a></span></b></span></p> </td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div></div></div> </div> Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-64614791239840943882008-10-20T15:21:00.001+05:302008-10-20T15:24:13.405+05:30<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><div><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">VERY </span></span></b></span><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(247, 128, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">INTERESTING</span></span></b></span><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> STUFF</span></span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></span>
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife </span></span></b></span></div><div><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Alaska</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>-------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>-------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>-------- </span></span></b></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: </span></span></b></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">$ 16,400</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">61,000</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Spades - King David </span></span></b></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Hearts - Charlemagne </span></span></b></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Clubs -Alexander, the Great </span></span></b></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Diamonds - Julius Caesar</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------------------------</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><wbr>------------</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A. Their birthplace</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A. Obsession</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A. One thousand</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A. All were invented by women.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight, sleep tight'</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(248, 128, 61); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.</span></span></b></span><span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">
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</span></span></b><span><b><span lang="EN-GB" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.</span></span></b></span></div></span>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-14250085014456656452008-10-20T15:17:00.000+05:302008-10-20T15:18:34.797+05:30<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; ">
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</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><div style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: auto; font: normal normal normal 100%/normal Georgia, serif; text-align: left; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><p> </p><p><span style="color:navy;">GOOD MORNING,</span></p><table cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0" style="width: 100%; "><tbody><tr><td width="100%" style="padding-right: 0.75pt; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; width: 100%; padding-top: 0.75pt; "><p><b><span style="font-size:36pt;color:teal;">Thoughts.....</span></b><img height="48" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11d04c4eda074a52&attid=0.4&disp=emb&realattid=0.1" width="48" />
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Anger is a condition in which </span></b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
The tongue works faster than the mind</span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;"> . </span>
<img height="56" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11d04c4eda074a52&attid=0.7&disp=emb&realattid=0.3" width="70" /><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
You can't change the past,</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
but you can ruin the present</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0); ">
</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0); font-size:10pt;">By</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0); font-size:18pt;"> worrying over the future</span><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0); font-size:18pt;">!</span>
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Love...and you shall be loved.</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
God always gives His best to those</span></b><span> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
who leave the choice with Him. </span>
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All people smile in the same language.</span></b><b><span> </span></b>
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Everyone needs to be loved...</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
especially when they do not deserve it. <b>
The real measure of a man's wealth</b></span><span> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
is what he has invested in eternity. </span>
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Laughter is God's sunshine.</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
Everyone has beauty</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
but not everyone sees it.</span><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
It's important for parents to live</span></b><span> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
the same things they teach. </span>
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Thank God for what you have,</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
TRUST GOD for what you need. <b>
If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, </b>
you have no today to be thankful for.</span><span> </span><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
Man looks at outward appearance</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
but the Lord looks within. </span>
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The choice you make today</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
will usually affect tomorrow. <b>
Take time to laugh, for it is</b></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
the music of the soul. </span>
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Patience is the ability to idle your motor </span></b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
when you feel like stripping your gears. <b>
Love is strengthened by working </b>
through conflicts together.
.</span><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><img height="246" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11d04c4eda074a52&attid=0.14&disp=emb&realattid=0.11" width="383" /><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
Harsh words break no bones</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
but they do break hearts.. <b>
To get out of a difficulty,</b></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
one usually must go through it. <b>
We take for granted the things</b></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
that we should be giving thanks for. </span>
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Love is the only thing that can be</span></b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
divided without being diminished. <b>
Happiness is enhanced by others</b></span><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
but does not depend upon others. </span><b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
For every minute you are angry with someone,</span></b><b><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span></b><span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
you lose 60 seconds of happiness
that you can never get back. </span>
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Do what you can, for who you can,</span></b> <span style="font-size:18pt;color:maroon;">
with what you have, and where you are.</span><span style="font-size:10pt;"> </span>
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HAVE A NICE DAY</i></b></span><span style="font-size:10pt;color:blue;"> </span><b><i><span style="font-size:24pt;color:blue;"> </span></i></b><span style="font-size:24pt;color:blue;"> </span></p></td></tr></tbody></table></span></div></div></span></div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-37510885268384435832008-10-10T12:10:00.000+05:302008-10-10T12:11:18.169+05:30<div>
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><div><p><i><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:black;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-style: italic; "> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: silver; "><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;">God created the donkey...</span></span></span></span></i></p></div><div><blockquote style="margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt; "><div><div><div><div style="float: left; "><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); "><img title="www.extremefun.net.tc" height="109" alt="FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11cdb33cb8b459b0&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=0.1" width="110" border="0" /></span></span></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Arial; ">
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live </span></span></b> <b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">50 </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years."</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:green;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: green; ">The donkey answered:</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">
"I will be a donkey, but to live </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">50</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years is much. Give me only </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">20</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Arial; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years"
God granted his wish. </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); font-family: Arial; ">
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and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">30</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; "> <span style="color:#494949;"><span style="color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years.
You will be a dog. "</span></span></span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:green;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: green; ">The dog answered:
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">"Sir, to live </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">30</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years is too much,give me only</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Arial; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">15</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); "> years.
" God granted his wish.</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); font-family: Arial; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); ">
..............................<wbr>..............................<wbr>..............................</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); font-family: Arial; ">!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Arial; ">
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:gray;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: gray; ">God created the monkey</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">
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and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live</span></span></b></p></div><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">20</span></span> </b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years. "</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:green;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: green; ">The monkey answered:</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">
"To live </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">20</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years is too much, give me only </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">10</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years." </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Arial; ">
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">God granted his wish.</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Arial; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); font-family: Arial; ">
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); ">..............................<wbr>..............................<wbr>.............................</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); font-family: Arial; ">!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: white; text-align: center; background-position: 0% 50%; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Arial; ">
</span></span></b></p></div><p><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:silver;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: silver; ">Finally God created man</span></span> </b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:silver;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: silver; ">...</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; ">
</span></span><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); "><img title="www.extremefun.net.tc" height="209" alt="FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&view=att&th=11cdb33cb8b459b0&attid=0.4&disp=emb&realattid=0.4" width="150" border="0" /></span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">20</span></span> </b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years."</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">
</span></span></b></p><p><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:green;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: green; ">Man responded:</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">20</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;"><span> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years is very little,
give me the</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: Arial; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">30</span></span></b><span style="color:#494949;"><span style="color: rgb(73, 73, 73); "> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years that the donkey refused,
the </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">15</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;"><span> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years that the dog did not want and
the </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">10</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;"><span style="font-weight: bold; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#494949;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); ">years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); ">
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#ffcc33;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(255, 204, 51); font-family: Arial; ">..............................<wbr>..............................<wbr>............................</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">
</span></span></b></p><p><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:navy;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy; ">And since then, man lives</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial; ">20</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;"><span> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:navy;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy; ">years as a man</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:purple;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: purple; "> ,</span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:purple;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: purple; ">
</span></span></b></p><p><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: teal; ">marries and spends</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: Arial; "></span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: Arial; ">30</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: teal; "> years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:purple;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: purple; ">
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:green;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: green; ">Then when his children are grown,
he lives </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial; ">15</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; "> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:green;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: green; ">years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:purple;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: purple; ">
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:maroon;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; ">so that when he is old,
he can retire and live </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial; ">10</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; "> <span style="color:maroon;"><span style="color: maroon; ">years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.</span></span></span></span></b></p><p align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">
</span></span></b></p><p><b><span style="font-family:Monotype Corsiva;font-size:180%;color:purple;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: purple; ">That's Life.</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; "></span></span></b></p><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold;">
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Press the following on your mobile </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;">*#06# </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;">and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;">7th </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;">and </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;">8th </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;">numbers: </span></span></b><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></span> <div> <p dir="ltr"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p> <div dir="ltr" align="left"> <table style="border: 3pt outset ; width: 100%;" border="1" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 20%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="20%"> <p dir="ltr"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 4%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="4%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">1 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 4%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="4%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">2 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 4%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="4%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">3 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 4%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="4%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">4 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 4%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="4%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">5 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 4%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="4%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">6 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 8%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="8%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;">7 </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;">th </span></span></b></p> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 8%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="8%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;">8 </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;">th </span></span></b></p> </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 4%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="4%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">9 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 5%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="5%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">10 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 5%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="5%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">11 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 5%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="5%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">12 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 5%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="5%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">13 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 5%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="5%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">14 </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; width: 5%;color:white;" bg valign="top" width="5%"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">15 </span></span></b></p></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;">Phone serial no. </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">? </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">? </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:#2f2f2f;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">x </span></span></b></p></td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;color:white;" bg valign="top"> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;">x </span></span></b></p></td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div> <p dir="ltr"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;">IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">02 </span></span>or <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">20 </span></span>this means your cell phone was assembled in <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">Emirates </span></span>which is very Bad quality
IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">08 </span></span>or <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">80 </span></span>this means your cell phone was manufactured in <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">Germany </span></span>which is fair quality
IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">01 </span></span>or <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">10 </span></span>this means your cell phone was manufactured in <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">Finland </span></span>which is very Good
IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">00 </span></span>this means your cell phone was manufactured in <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">original factory </span></span>which is the best Mobile Quality
IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">13 </span></span>this means your cell phone was assembled in <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">Azerbaijan </span></span>which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health </span></span></b></p> <div> <p dir="ltr"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: blue;">THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO </span></span></b><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></span> <b><u><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;">
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. </span></span></u></b><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for
survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: - </span></span></p> <div> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:6;color:navy;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: navy;">(1 ) </span></span></b><b><u><span style="font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;">
EMERGENCY </span></span></u></b><span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: red;">
* </span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">The Emergency Number worldwide for <span style="color:blue;"><span style="color: blue;">**Mobile** </span></span>is <b><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: red;">112 </span></span></b>..* If you find
yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
emergency, <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">dial <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">112 </span></span></span></b>and the mobile will search any existing network to
establish the emergency number for you, <b><u><span style="font-weight: bold;">and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. </span></u><span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">**Try it out.** </span></span></b></span></span></p> <div> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:6;color:navy;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: navy;">(2) </span></span></b><b><u><span style="font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;">
Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys? </span></span></u></b></p> <div> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call
someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.
<b><u><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. </span></u></b></span></span></p> <div> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">
Editor's Note: </span></b><span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">*It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"* </span></span>
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(3) </span></span></b><b><u><span style="font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;">
Hidden Battery power </span></span></u></b></p> <div> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> Imagine your cell battery is <i><u><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color: blue; font-style: italic;">very low </span></span></u></i>, you are expecting an <b><u><span style="font-weight: bold;">important call </span></u></b>
and you don't have a charger. <b><u><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nokia instrument comes with a reserve
battery. </span></u></b>To activate, press the keys <b><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: red;">*3370# </span></span></b>Your cell will restart with
this reserve and the instrument will show a <b><u><span style="color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: blue;">50% </span></span></u></b>increase in battery. This
reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
AND
</span></span><b><span style="font-size:6;color:navy;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: navy;">
(4 ) </span></span></b></p> <div> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;">How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone? </span></span></u></b></p> </div></div> <div> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: <b><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: red;">
* # 0 6 # </span></span><u>
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. </u></b>
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones. </span></span></p> <div> <p dir="ltr" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
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</span></span><b><span style="font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;">Please spread this useful information around </span></span></b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy;"> </span></span> </p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-12642193549938898742008-09-11T19:42:00.004+05:302008-09-11T19:54:31.850+05:30<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;"><strong>HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#3333ff;"><blockquote><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span></blockquote><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation. </span></strong><blockquote></blockquote></span></div><span style="color:#3333ff;"><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center">
</span><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ffcc99;">If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing</span> .</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;"><strong>If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;"><strong>Put them in engineering. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;"><strong>If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;"><strong>Put them in planning. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong>If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong>Put them in operations .. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:130%;color:#999900;"><strong>If they are sleeping. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#999900;">Put them in security.</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc6600;"><strong>If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc6600;"><strong>Put them in information Technology. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"><strong>If they are sitting idle. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"><strong>Put them in human resources. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff99ff;"><strong>If they say they have tried Different combinations, </strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff99ff;">yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales</span>. </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"><strong>If they have already left for The day. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"><strong>Put them in marketing. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"></span></strong></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>If they are staring out of the Window. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:0;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Put them on strategic Planning.</span> </strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size:0;"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#6633ff;"><strong>And then last but not least.</strong></span> </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:0;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:0;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:0;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#330099;"><strong>If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In top management</strong></span></div>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-13202590832900218422008-08-03T14:03:00.001+05:302008-08-23T23:10:59.545+05:30<p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >A Wife Is A Wife....</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >No matter whom you are?</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:130%;color:red;" >.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size:130%;"><img style="width: 460px; height: 438px;" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.1&attid=0.1&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7df93c860224f" /></span></p> <p><span style=";font-size:10;color:navy;" > </span></p>Nitin Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06843542136703826367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18756868.post-66619813701723921052008-08-03T14:08:00.000+05:302008-08-03T14:11:01.813+05:30<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.1&attid=0.12&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"> </span> </div><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.2&attid=0.10&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your
Heart is your Love, </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.3&attid=0.2&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.4&attid=0.20&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your love is
your Family , </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.5&attid=0.8&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.6&attid=0.27&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your family is your Future , </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.7&attid=0.23&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.8&attid=0.15&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your future is your Destiny , </span><span style="font-size:100%;">
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Your destiny is your Ambition, </span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.10&attid=0.22&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.11&attid=0.5&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your ambition is your
Aspiration , </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.12&attid=0.25&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.13&attid=0.30&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your aspiration is your
Motivation , </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.14&attid=0.4&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.15&attid=0.14&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your motivation is your Belief
, </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.16&attid=0.17&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.17&attid=0.13&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your belief is your Peace , </span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.18&attid=0.11&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">
Your peace is your Target , </span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.19&attid=0.6&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.20&attid=0.3&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Your target is Heaven, </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.21&attid=0.26&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">
Heaven is no fun without
FRIENDS </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.22&attid=0.24&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.23&attid=0.21&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">It's <b>' World Best Friends Week' </b>send this
to all your good friends. </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.24&attid=0.28&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.25&attid=0.19&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get
back. </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.26&attid=0.9&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">
</span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.27&attid=0.7&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;">If you get more than 3 you are
really a lovable person..I am waiting </span><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4274ac7693&realattid=0.1.28&attid=0.29&disp=emb&view=att&th=11b7dfe309645d60" /><span style="font-size:100%;">
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